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Awesome, you made it to the bottom of the Women's t shirt page! You must have loads of free time on your hands. If you're wondering why we have all this text at the bottom of the page then read on. We want people to find us on Google, so we need to stuff our page with key-words like "women's surfing t shirts", and "women's funny t shirts". So if things sound a bit off kilter, realize that we have sold out to the search engines. That said, enjoy our sales pitch to Google.

The Ryde makes women's art t shirts, women's surf t shirts, women's funny t shirts, women's cool t shirts, women's novelty t shirts and other cool t shirts and apparel. We, as a company, have always been interested in women and their clothing. We've been especially interested in women's t shirts. When we see a woman on the street we like to check out the design on her t-shirt. But we must be careful not to look at the design for too long. That can get an honest man in trouble. We figure that if we make t-shirts for women we will be able to see the designs before they go on the t shirts. This will help us to avoid staring at these cool t shirts designs while women are wearing them. But, alas, there will always be women wearing cool t shirts that we have not seen before.

All of The Ryde's women's surfing apparel, art t shirts, funny t shirts and surf t shirts are printed on probably the 4th or 5th softest t-shirts in the whole world. (There are softer shirts but they are so soft that they disintegrate as soon as they touch your skin.) We get our women's t shirts soft by using 30/single ring-spun cotton t-shirts. We then enzyme wash the heck out of them before giving them our silicon treatment. All this jargon just means that The Ryde's t shirts are softer than the skin behind your ear.

When we first started making women's art t shirts we thought that artsy girls would think we were cool. That didn't work. So we decided to go for surfer girls. We made cool surf t shirts. Again, no luck with the ladies. We then moved on to women's funny t shirts. The ladies loved them, they just didn't love us for making them. We are starting to think that women don't just like a guy for making a cool women's t shirt and then selling it to them. Maybe if we gave them away girls would be more receptive. We could say, "Hi, my name is The Ryde, I think you are super duper sexy. I also think that you would look snazy in this cool t shirt...Oh, you like that shirt? Well there's more where that came from. Back at our warehouse we have women's surf t shirts, women's art t shirts, women's funny t shirts, and other cool t shirts...What? Yeah, I guess the warehouse is kind of far away...Ok, well have fun with your new t shirt...I'll just be over there hanging out with the men's surf t shirts. Look me up at theryde.com if you change your mind."